sperm

Sperm Banks Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)14:53:27 No.1439901

Who here has ever donated to a sperm-bank, or tried out the application process?

Even if you aren't selected, I seems like there's other benefits. For one, they screen you for STDs for free, and they give you an official sperm count.

I find it hard to believe that no 4-channer has ever considered this before, so lets hear some stories, please.

>>	Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)14:54:20 No.1439909 After hearing about that sperm donor who was found liable for child support, there's no way IN HELL I'd get wrapped up in this game.

>>	Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)14:56:54 No.1439929 I get an EXTRAORDINARY amount per shot. $2000 a visit Figure out why

>>	Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)14:56:58 No.1439930 I've considered donating eggs... Too bad it seriously hard on my eventual future kids. Damn.

>>	Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)14:58:45 No.1439938 >>1439929 u r famous? (lol)

>>	Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)14:59:43 No.1439947 >>1439929 They use your semen as industrial-grade paste, amirite?

>>	Captain Indigo !aR10YHrTDg 09/03/08(Wed)15:00:03 No.1439950 >>1439929 You're a male whore.

>>	Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)15:00:40 No.1439953 >>1439909 I think the ruling on that was because the father interacted with the kid purposely at some point.

>>	Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)15:03:35 No.1439968 >>1439929 you're a "mutant" and therefor you posses super human abilities?

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Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)15:03:37 No.1439969 >>1439938 >>1439947 >>1439950 Wrong, wrong, right. But that's not why. Two PhD's, working on my MD, math savant, and eidetic memory. John von Neuman is a "close" relative of mine and my father was friends with both him, Feynman, and a couple of other famous guys Man, I rock this world. The only reason I come here is because I watch anime. I'm gonna go do some research and think about how awesome I am